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Five Dances That Would Have Been Better than Pokerface

October 28, 2010

There are good dances. There are bad dances. There are awesomely bad dances.

And then there is the SENSATIONALLY TRAGIC female worgen “dance”.

It’s soooo awful. And I was so hoping that it wouldn’t be since the Goblin dance looks great.

Now that we have all seen this abomination, I am suggesting five dances for the female worgen that would have been better than Pokerface. And, if you guys demand, I will create a petition to send to Blizzard that very nicely requests that they change the dance to whatever we deem is more appropriate. They will obviously take it very seriously. Or else.

1. “Bad Romance” by Lady Gaga

If you want to go with Gaga (which I am all for since I love her and all) PLEASE go with the song that actually has a dance.

2. “Vogue” by Madonna

It’s classic. It inspired a style of dance called “vogueing.” I’m amazed that it isn’t already incorporated in the game.

3. “Time Warp”

Who doesn’t want to see a wolf in a dress “do the pelvic thru-u-u-ust”?

4. “Wannabe”by Spice Girls

It’s cute. It’s super pop culture-tastic. And it’s not creepy.

5. “She Wolf”by Shakira

It’s about a wolf! A she wolf! And it’s by Shakira whose hips only tell the truth! IT’S PERFECT BLIZZARD!

Any other ideas?  Leave ’em in comments!

5 Comments leave one →
  1. October 28, 2010 2:29 pm

    I agree, it just…does not look right. I would have rather had Shakira’s She Wolf! Ah well. 😦

  2. October 28, 2010 2:45 pm

    I approve of this post, the current female worgen dance and all of the above. Can we have all of them, please? Kthx blizz!

  3. ladyerinia permalink
    October 30, 2010 11:13 pm

    Personally, the Thriller dance for the wolves (or undead…their dance sucks too)

  4. Phr34k permalink
    November 2, 2010 10:24 pm

    Yet another reason to love the Horde (Worgen dance sux baaaad).
    Goblin shaman incoming and then dancing Soldier boy whenever I level 😀


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