My Favorite Brewfest NPC
Now that I actually know what an NPC is outside of sorority world, I can actually use the term! And I can tell you about my favorite Brewfest NPC.
None other than Miss Belbi Quikswitch. Not just because she sells all of the Brewfest goods including my darling Pint-Size Pink Pachyderm, but because she yells things like this:
This is basically the best line EVER.
But wait! She doesn’t stop there!
Okay, not as good, but still pretty funny. I’m pretty sure that if someone used the words “well-proportioned” in a pick-up line, I’d at least acknowledge them….even if only to laugh a little. (Except not anymore. I have Nick. And that’s all I need. *Awwweeeee*)