Five Dances That Would Have Been Better than Pokerface
There are good dances. There are bad dances. There are awesomely bad dances.
And then there is the SENSATIONALLY TRAGIC female worgen “dance”.
It’s soooo awful. And I was so hoping that it wouldn’t be since the Goblin dance looks great.
Now that we have all seen this abomination, I am suggesting five dances for the female worgen that would have been better than Pokerface. And, if you guys demand, I will create a petition to send to Blizzard that very nicely requests that they change the dance to whatever we deem is more appropriate. They will obviously take it very seriously. Or else.
1. “Bad Romance” by Lady Gaga
If you want to go with Gaga (which I am all for since I love her and all) PLEASE go with the song that actually has a dance.
2. “Vogue” by Madonna
It’s classic. It inspired a style of dance called “vogueing.” I’m amazed that it isn’t already incorporated in the game.
3. “Time Warp”
Who doesn’t want to see a wolf in a dress “do the pelvic thru-u-u-ust”?
4. “Wannabe”by Spice Girls
It’s cute. It’s super pop culture-tastic. And it’s not creepy.
5. “She Wolf”by Shakira
It’s about a wolf! A she wolf! And it’s by Shakira whose hips only tell the truth! IT’S PERFECT BLIZZARD!
Any other ideas? Leave ‘em in comments!